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Let’s share with you some of the best SpongeBob quotes. Nickelodeon’s SpongeBob Square Pants is one most-watched show we’ve all indulged in. No, not only is it for kids but for everyone. Its amazing quotes are even an added bonus, as it reminds us to look at things from a positive angles. They’re witty, motivational and can be a great source of rip-wracking laughter.
Below are 50 best SpongeBob quotes all for you;
1. Krabs: “That hat makes you look like a girl”
SpongeBob: “Am I a pretty girl?”
2. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend… Then it would just be all right”
3. “A five-letter word for happiness… money!”
4. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round, and boo, I’m scary!”
5. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true”
6. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say”
7. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you”
8. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you”
9. “Always follow your heart, unless it is bad with directions”
10. “Who would want a friend as ugly as I am?
They would! It makes them feel better about the way they look!
11. “No one can change a person. However, someone can be a reason for that person to change”
12. SpongeBob: “What if I break your trust someday?”
Patrick: “Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is yours”
13. “Let go of what kills you and hold on to what keeps you breathing”
14. “You will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory”
15. “That’s it mister, you just lost your brain privileges”
16. “Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don’t get jazz”
17. “You know what’s funnier than 24? 25!”
18. Squidward: “Patrick, how stupid are you?”
Patrick: “It varies”
19. “Garry, go away, can’t you see I’m trying to forget you?”
20. “F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survival!”
21. “Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!”
22. SpongeBob: “Why are you mad?”
Patrick: “Because I can’t see my forehead”
23. “F is for friends who do who do stuff together”
24. “All I know is fine dining and breathing”
25. “Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli”
26. “Wake me up when I care”
27. “I have no soul”
28. “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever”
29. “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so’
30. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy”
31. “I’m ready, I’m ready!”
32. “” I’ll have you now that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”
33. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.”
34. “With imagination, you can be anything you want”
35. “Moss always points to civilization”
36. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!”
37. “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio”
38. “If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor”
39. “Nonsense! My vocabulary is definitely expanding!”
40. “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.”
41. “Look at all the hip young people eating salads.”
42. “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.’
43. “CHOCOLATEEEEEEE!”
44. “You’re a man now SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one”
45. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours”
46. “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain”
47. “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb”
48. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”
49. “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request”
50. SpongeBob: “What’s better than serving up smiles?”
Squidward: being dead or anything else.”
