15. Police dogs
*walks past German Shepherd and nods* Officer…
— Jackie Carbajal (@jackiecarbajal) December 30, 2014
14. Airborne Poop
birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. let's do it, let's poop mid-air.
— Megan Neuringer (@MeganNeuringer) May 16, 2013
13. Have you been a good boy?
is it true that you've been a very good boy pic.twitter.com/nU9jXDD5vg
— allison stone (@wutangcher) September 6, 2015
12. Frogs use Google too
frogs googling "bugs how to find lots of bugs at night time delicious "
— Lexie Mountain (@mountainlex) June 15, 2013
11. Parent’s say the strangest things sometimes
*parents come into my room* "We need to talk to you… We think you're an owl." *turns neck all the way around to face them* "Who- I MEAN WHY"
— @elaine (@IRLPepperMD) March 13, 2014
10. Storks and babies
Do storks carry anything else or are they just like obsessed with babies
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) February 17, 2015
9. Just one of the reasons why we love dogs so much
what did we do to deserve dogs pic.twitter.com/NkjbanT9gu
— kiersten (@kierstennamber) September 10, 2015
8. An average day
DOGS: ★★★★★ So cute, many colors & sizes, happy butts, cold noses, some know where the ball is, breath could be better. A++ WOULD PET AGAIN
— scary ghost (@NicCageMatch) December 8, 2013
7. Every cat owner has done this at least once
*takes picture of cat* *shows cat the picture*
— Kelgore Schureman (@KelgoreTrout) May 5, 2014
6. Name shaming
My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan
— sophie (@Scphietab) March 12, 2015
5. Is this a wild cat or a dog? You decide!
i don't mean to body-shame, but this cat looks stupid as hell pic.twitter.com/LT7vTDp7Hs
— someofmyblurst (@someofmybest) December 29, 2014
4. What about the other reindeer?
"Um wow okay" -all of Santa's other reindeer
— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) December 14, 2014
3. Internet searching by a duck
Duck internet search history: Bread Bread pudding? what is "breadwinner" how to become breadwinner where to win bread Duck boobs Free bread
— Marin Hubka (@marinhubka) July 30, 2014
2. A day in the life of a caterpillar
I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'.
— Li'l Edie Pentland (@JennyPentland) June 12, 2013
- Stupid pet names
some cats are like "i hate this dumb name you gave me." but i like the ones that are clearly saying "FOOLS! COWER BEFORE THE IRE OF WAFFLES"
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) November 16, 2014